Ty Marcucci · Jan 26, 2004 09:29 PM
#0 sourceWell. folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:
What's black and blue and brown laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown baggin it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it!
Why are so many blonde jokes one liners? So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible
What's a brunettes mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from the buffalo's rump was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered a evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss the most about a great party? The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.
Know who invented blonde jokes?? Brunettes because they had nothing else to do on Friday and Saturday nights.