tperry2054 · Dec 20, 2005 06:57 PM
#0 sourceThis applies to Christmas also.
When a husband forgot his wedding anniversary, his wife told him "Tomorrow,
there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200
in 2 seconds flat."
When a husband forgot his wedding anniversary, his wife told him "Tomorrow,
there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200
in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale.
A closed-casket viewing is scheduled for Monday.