Uncle Mikey · Jan 19, 2006 07:35 AM
#0 sourceTwo old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they suddenly collide.
The first old guy says to the second old guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guys says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The second old guys says, "Well, she's 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big chest, and is wearing a short skirt. What does your wife look like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Mike Keville
"Still Burning"