Pool Party

A South Carolina billionaire threw a party and invited all his friends and neighbors. He also invited Joe-Bob, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Joe-Bob was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a ten-foot, man-eating 'gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.

Everyone turned to see Joe-Bob in the pool! He was thumb-jabbing the 'gator in the eyes, throwing punches, head-butts and choke holds, biting the 'gator on the tail and flipping him through the air like some kind of karate instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Joe-Bob and the 'gator were screaming and fighting. Finally Joe-Bob strangled the 'gator, which then floated to the surface like a dime-store goldfish. Joe-Bob slowly climbed out of the pool while everyone stared at him in disbelief.

The host said, "Well, Joe-Bob, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay", answered Joe-Bob, "I don't want it."

The rich guy said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half-a-million then?"

"No, thanks...I don't want it", replied Joe-Bob.

The amazed host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was an amazing performance. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again, Joe-Bob said no.

Confused, the rich guy asked, "Well, son, then just what do you want?"

Joe-Bob replied, "I want the name of the sumbi#ch who pushed me into the pool."

Mike K.