Measuring puns....

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
· 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
· 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
· Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
· Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
· Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
· 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year
· 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
· Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
· 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
· Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower
· Shortest distance between two jokes – a straight line
· 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
· 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
· 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycle
· 365 days = 1 unicycle
· 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
· 10 cards = 1 decacard
· 52 cards = 1 deckacard
· 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
· 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
· 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
· 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
· 10 rations = 1 decaration
· 100 rations = 1 C-Ration
· 2 monograms = 1 diagram
· 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
· 5 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

Steve