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New Husbands and New Wives Stores

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Suzanne · Feb 26, 2006 06:56 PM

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NEW HUSBANDS STORE
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.

Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: .

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


NEW WIVES STORE
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A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.....

Uncle Mikey · Feb 27, 2006 08:00 AM

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Suzanne:

What is the location of that New Wives Store?

Mike Keville

dhutch · Feb 27, 2006 05:20 PM

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The ones on the third floor also own a liquor store!

Uncle Mikey · Feb 27, 2006 05:24 PM

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NOW we're talkin'!

Mike Keville
Remember: he who angers you, controls you.

Suzanne · Feb 27, 2006 09:31 PM

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Unfortunately I've only been to NYC once & had severe jet lag at the time & was unable to find it, but if you find the new husbands store could you let me know? I promise to get off before Floor 6!

Uncle Mikey · Feb 27, 2006 10:33 PM

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>I promise to get off before Floor 6!
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Good on ya', Suzanne.
How's the CL flying going these days?

Mike Keville
Remember: he who angers you, controls you.

Suzanne · Feb 28, 2006 01:20 AM

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Hi Mike,

The short answer is OK but I'm having lots of fun.

The long answer...

Last weekend I soloed for the first time & was pretty pleased with myself.

I'm flying a PeaceMaker I built - fortunately it bounces pretty well but it's starting to be held together with more glue than balsa. I'm slowly building another PeaceMaker and will need to finish it soon as Reg (my teacher, mentor & friend) thinks it's about time I started to learn to do loops.

The really good thing is I now manage to stay upright for the whole flight & don't get dizzy anymore. Even today this surprises me.

I have been extremely lucky weather wise with the weather being relatively calm when I have flown.

I have new found respect for all you circle pilots - it definitely isn't as easy as it looks!

Cheers,
Suzanne

Uncle Mikey · Feb 28, 2006 11:30 AM

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Perhaps that New Wives Store is located in the Bondi Beach area. Would you mind checking for me?

Mike Keville
Remember: he who angers you, controls you.

Suzanne · Feb 28, 2006 06:57 PM

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There's no need for a store - potential new wives can be found just lying round on the beach!

Uncle Mikey · Feb 28, 2006 10:45 PM

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Perhaps....but I'm not seeking 22-year-old nymphets. REAL women are aged 40-to-60...perhaps more.

Mike Keville
Sleepless in Tucson