Blonde Joke

Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one..... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think was just another ditzy blonde,the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says:
"I guess it's to hang your pants on....

This is a true story.

I grew up on a dairy farm. Our artificial incinerator technician (breeder) was a only about 5' 2" and our barn had elevated stalls, it was easier on our backs for milking. Oh yes we liked big tall Holstein cows. The cow's back was over the head of the guy.

One day we were eating lunch with some friends from the city. This man came over and asked for some straw bales to stand on to breed our cows.

The looks of horror on the faces of the city people were priceless.