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Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 2 of 2 known posts recovered

Warhawk · Mar 28, 2006 01:10 PM

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A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.
So he went to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the bible, the priest said, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work, and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thought to himself, "What does a priest know about sex?"

So he went to a minister, who after all is a married man, and is experienced in this matter.
He queried the minister, and received the same reply. Sex is work, and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he sought out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he went to a rabbi.

The rabbi pondered the question, then stated, "My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replied, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The rabbi spoke softly, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."


Hawk


Hawk

dennis · Mar 29, 2006 12:14 AM

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Hawk,
That one is sooooooooo old it came out of the hills on crutches.