Uncle Mikey · Apr 03, 2006 07:11 AM
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Got this from Rene' Berger, retired Swissair Captain:
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Some time after departure, the cabin P.A. came alive:
"Ah, folks, we've reached our cruising altitude of thirty-seven thousand feet and we've turned off the.....OH MY GOD!"
Total silence for about ten seconds, then...
"Captain speaking. Sorry 'bout that. One of our flight attendants was bringing me a cup of hot coffee, tripped and spilled it right in my lap. You should see the front of my pants."
Way back in seat 38D came a shaky voice:
"You should see the BACK of mine."
Mike Keville
Tucson