In the beginning was the Plan
And them came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And darkness was on the face of the workers
And They spoke to their supervisors, saying:
"It is a crock of sh*& and it stinks"
And the supervisors went to their section managers and said:
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"
And the section managers went to their managers and said to them
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such taht none may abide by it"
And the Managers went to the General manager and said:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong"
And the general manager went to the vice president and said to him:
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful"
And the vice president went to the president and said to him:
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the department, and this area in particular"
And the president looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good.
And them came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And darkness was on the face of the workers
And They spoke to their supervisors, saying:
"It is a crock of sh*& and it stinks"
And the supervisors went to their section managers and said:
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"
And the section managers went to their managers and said to them
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such taht none may abide by it"
And the Managers went to the General manager and said:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong"
And the general manager went to the vice president and said to him:
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful"
And the vice president went to the president and said to him:
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the department, and this area in particular"
And the president looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.