Old Sourdough · Apr 13, 2006 01:09 PM
#0 sourceA very good friend called me from his death bed with a last request.
"Paul, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."
"Paul, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."
"And what,"I asked, "Would you like for me to do with your ashes?"
My friend replied, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything!'"
Don't forget to file your tax return by the 17th.
The Old Sourdough
Beer Can Cove, Alaska, US of A