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As I was sitting down to dinner, the phone rang...

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Steve Helmick · Apr 15, 2006 07:50 PM

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Outstanding joke! Steve

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and
as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer?". Not
sounding anything like my name, I asked who is calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer
Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew
Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said,
off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would most likely be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name,
address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police would be entering the building to take him into custody for more questioning. At that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying sound of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears
streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about 15 minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a
long, long, time.

Jim Thomerson · Apr 16, 2006 07:29 AM

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Guy just trying to make a living. Better he should be on welfare and not bother us.

Clint Ormosen · Apr 16, 2006 11:35 PM

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>Guy just trying to make a living. Better he should be on
>welfare and not bother us.

Actually, yes. Telemarketing is very invasive. Might as well just walk in your front door. There seems to be no cut off time to when they call. I've gotten marketing calls as late as 9:30pm. Also, they have figured out a way around the caller ID and blocking system, so you can't tell it's a marketer. Should be illegal if you ask me.

Clint
Master of the Figure Nine

otshodges · Apr 17, 2006 12:17 PM

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"Should be illegal if you ask me."

I agree 100 percent. All unsolicitied telemarketing should be completely illegal, no ifs, ands or buts!!

Bill Hodges

Jim Thomerson · Apr 17, 2006 10:09 PM

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All for banning telemarketing. My response is, "Sorry, I don't respond to telephone solicitation, no matter how worthy the cause. Goodby."

Pattern Student · May 14, 2006 09:21 PM

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My normal response, also; but I like the first response even better!

Jim Oliver

ty marcucci · May 14, 2006 09:50 PM

RE%3A As I was sitting down to dinner%2C the phone rang...#6 source
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