In South Africa we have many Portuguese people who came from their ex colonies in Angola and Mozambique.
The following conversation was heard in a breakfast diner between a Portuguese customer and Portuguese waiter both speaking "English":
The following conversation was heard in a breakfast diner between a Portuguese customer and Portuguese waiter both speaking "English":
Customer, "F U N E X ?"
Waiter, "S V F X"
C, "F U N E M ?"
W, "S V F M"
C, "O K I F X N M"
W, "O K U F X N M"
End of conversation!