Steve Helmick · May 04, 2006 11:17 PM
#0 sourceA Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in
the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he
answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart a$$ when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat
who took one look at the cop and moaned,
"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, "Ya estamos al otro lado?" ("Are we over the border yet?")
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in
the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he
answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart a$$ when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat
who took one look at the cop and moaned,
"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, "Ya estamos al otro lado?" ("Are we over the border yet?")
Yeah, I ask that ever time we hit the Oregon border, northbound! 
Steve