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Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 6 of 6 known posts recovered

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar.

"Can I get a beer?", asked the cables.

"Okay", said the barkeep, "just don't start anything."

(Badda-Bing!)

Mike Keville
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants. I'm looking for my twin brother. Bartender: what's he look like?
Bada bing.

Must be a quiet night.

two peanuts walk into a bar. one was a salted

In the battle of airplane V ground, the ground is yet to lose.

Customer to waiter: Do you serve crabs?

Waiter: Sit down - we serve anyone.

Bob Z.

Customer to bartender: "My daughter's marrying an Irishman."

Bartender: "Oh, really?"

Customer: "No, O'Reilly."

A woman walks into the doctors office with a frog on her forehead.
the doctor asks, "what seems to be the problem?"

the frog says " I have got something stuck on my A##"

In the battle of airplane V ground, the ground is yet to lose.