A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says "Excuse me sir but why the paper towel"? The pirate replied "There be a bounty on me head, arrrgg".
That's bad Mike! Try this
Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 5 of 5 known posts recovered
Uncle Mikey · May 16, 2006 11:29 AM
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how much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced???
how much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced???
A buck-n-ear
Have you seen the latest pirate movie???
it's rated ARGHH!!!!
In the battle of airplane V ground, the ground is yet to lose.
When does a pirates phone go beep-beep-beep?
When it's off the hook. arrrrg
When it's off the hook. arrrrg
Uncle Mikey · May 17, 2006 10:14 AM
#4 sourceTwo sponges walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What can I get for you fellows?"
"Nothing", they reply. "We're just here to soak-up the ambiance."
Mike K.