> >A surgeon claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he
was performing colonoscopies:
> > 1.. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
> >
> > 2.. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> >
> > 3.. "Can you hear me NOW?"
> >
> > 4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
> >
> > 5.. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
> >
> > 6.. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> >
> > 7.. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."
> >
> > 8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> >
> > 9.. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
> >
> > 10.. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
> >
> > and THE best one . .
> >
> > 11.. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"
>
>
Colonoscopy escapades
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