Quickies

Before we can retaliate, does someone have to taliate?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We have mileage, yardage, and footage. Why don't we have inchage?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why do the call it a TV set when you only get one?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

The interviewer asks, "If you could have a conversation with any person living or dead, who would it be?" The new graduate said, "The living one."

I went to a bookstore and asked, "Where is the self-help section?" She replied, "If I answered that, it would defeat the purpose."

Then there was the frog trying to get out the construction business because all the boss would let him do was rivit, rivit, rivit . . .

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended toward the Heavens, "With out you we are but dust. . ." Little Sally, always atttentive, asked quite audibly and in a shrill voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?" which pretty much ended the worship.

Larry Fulwider
"The Opiate of the masses" is unfortunely now truly the opiates

yep...and you can fill in forms by filling them out...your house burns up as it burns down....etc

I used to work in a radio/TV repair shop. A customer came in one day and said his radio didn't work. We fixed it. He returned later on and said his radio didn't play. I said, "Make up your mind."

I am thinking it is time for me to retire. Trouble is I never tired. Don't you have to tire first, before you can retire?

LAST EDITED ON Jul-23-06 AT 06:45 PM (CST)
 
>>I am thinking it is time for me to retire. Trouble is I
>never tired. Don't you have to tire first, before you can
>retire?

no, but old bicycles get recycled