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The New Supermarket

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Larry F · Jul 16, 2006 02:32 PM

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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and smell the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

.....So far I have been afraid to go down the
toilet paper aisle.

Larry Fulwider