Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.
"$ 85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
"$ 85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still wi'out an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
price could drop to $ 40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction wi' the other students watchin' and learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But it
will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for ma wee wifey next Tuesday then?"
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