greatcircle · Feb 07, 2004 12:14 AM
#0 source A Blonde was having financial difficulties, and decided that since she had talent in that direction, she would do handyman work to earn a little extra money.
She went to a good neighborhood, and knocked on a door. A man answered, and she asked if he had any chores she could do. He asked how much she would charge to paint his porch. She thought, and told him $50.
He showed her where the paint and brushes were, and when he went back into the house, his wife was upset that he would only pay the Blonde $50, because their porch extended around two sides of the house.
"That's life, she agreed to do it." he said.
An hour later, the woman knocked on the door, and told him she was finished. "That's amazing!", he said, and told him, "I got through a little early, and had some paint left over, so I gave it a second coat, and cleaned the windows and trim." The man paid the $50, and as the woman turned to leave, she said: "By the way sir, you don't have a porch: It's a Lexus."
She went to a good neighborhood, and knocked on a door. A man answered, and she asked if he had any chores she could do. He asked how much she would charge to paint his porch. She thought, and told him $50.
He showed her where the paint and brushes were, and when he went back into the house, his wife was upset that he would only pay the Blonde $50, because their porch extended around two sides of the house.
"That's life, she agreed to do it." he said.
An hour later, the woman knocked on the door, and told him she was finished. "That's amazing!", he said, and told him, "I got through a little early, and had some paint left over, so I gave it a second coat, and cleaned the windows and trim." The man paid the $50, and as the woman turned to leave, she said: "By the way sir, you don't have a porch: It's a Lexus."
Carl