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peabody · Feb 07, 2004 03:30 PM

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A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Barry."

"Who?"

"Barry Sommerville. There's a guy who did everything right.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab.

It would have happened like that to Barry every single time."

"There are always a few clouds over everybody."

"Not Barry. He was a terrific athlete.

He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."

"He was something, huh?"

"He had a memory like a steel trap.

Could remember everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.

He could fix anything.

Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole neighborhood blacks out."

"No wonder you remember him."

"Well, I never actually met Barry."

"Then how do you know so much about him?"

"I married his widow."


See Ya

Peabody