Our general manager is technically incapable when it comes to technology...
One afternoon he was standing by the shredder with a bund of papers in his hand and looked perplexed, he grabbed one of the office ladies when she walked past and said " can you help me out, this is a really important document and I dont know how to use this thing."
The assistant put the paper into the shredder which dragged it in with the usual gusto.
Once the paper had gone through, the GM said " great, I just need the one copy thanks "
You can imagine the outcome !!!!! OOOOOPPPPSSSS!!!!!!
In the battle of airplane V ground, the ground is yet to lose.