As the airliner pushed away from the gate, the flight attendant gave the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. When she finished, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
I was sitting in the eighth row and thought to himself, "Did I hear her correct? The captain is a female?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, I said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"Amazing," I said, "I'm not sure what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the cock pit.
It's now the box office."
Rog aka: 66ragman aka: ROF aka: several other non endearing names per Mrs. 66ragman