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66ragman · Mar 24, 2004 11:43 PM

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"Oxymoron" Definition:
A rhetorical figure or statement in which contradictory terms are combined.

"Oxymoron" Example:
Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making people swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God, while your hand is on the Bible in a courtroom.

Dick Fowler · Mar 26, 2004 02:25 PM

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Unfortunately Roger, they also removed the Bible and the swear to God part.