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Humor/Fun (Jokes, riddles, and puzzles) · 2 of 2 known posts recovered

kdheath · Oct 22, 2001 07:49 PM

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CHICAGO - The war on terrorism took a strange and
sad turn Friday as airline officials at O'Hare
International Airport refused to let a 73
year old grandmother board her plane as she
had in her possession two, six inch knitting
needles. Apparently authorities were worried
that she may knit an Afghan.

Crapshoot · Oct 27, 2001 10:05 PM

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Best groaner I've read in a while. Was just in the right mood for one of these.