bouquet of flowers

A man in N.C. had a flat tire, pulled
off on the side of the
road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers
in front of the car and
one
behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he
drove by and was so curious
he
turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem
was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with
the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down
they tell you to put
flares
in the front and flares in the back! I
never did understand it
neither."