Blond flies to New York
The steward noticed that a very attractive blond was sitting in the first class seats on the airplane but she had a ticket for the coach seats. When asked to move the blond replied,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
The head steward noticed what was going on and she too was told,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
With this the stewards asked the co-pilot to help out. When he asked the blond to move he was also told,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
The pilot now watching with interest decided to take action. He walked to the woman, whispered something in her ear for which she quickly moved to her correct seat but not before saying, “Well why didn’t someone tell me”.
The crew could not stand it when the pilot said nothing and went back to the cockpit. After a few minutes they rushed the pilot and demanded to know what he told her.
“You see, my wife is blond so I know what to say. I simply told her first class wasn’t going to New York”.
The steward noticed that a very attractive blond was sitting in the first class seats on the airplane but she had a ticket for the coach seats. When asked to move the blond replied,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
The head steward noticed what was going on and she too was told,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
With this the stewards asked the co-pilot to help out. When he asked the blond to move he was also told,
“I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving”
The pilot now watching with interest decided to take action. He walked to the woman, whispered something in her ear for which she quickly moved to her correct seat but not before saying, “Well why didn’t someone tell me”.
The crew could not stand it when the pilot said nothing and went back to the cockpit. After a few minutes they rushed the pilot and demanded to know what he told her.
“You see, my wife is blond so I know what to say. I simply told her first class wasn’t going to New York”.
"Often Wrong" .... wife