hillary and the pope at the vatican

First off I read the admins rules but since I am catholic and hillary is all the talk lately i thought I would share this with you all.

Seems the poe and hillary were standing before all the loyl masses grouped outside the vatican . hillary says to the pope " canmake the people joyously happy with one simple gesture. the pope says ok show me. with that hillary waves to the crowd and all the dmocrats there go wild . Thepope not to be outdone by some mere ortal upstart says to hillary " with but one simple gesture I can make these people eternally happy so--- he slaps her!! sorry to the dems in the group my daughter sent this to me sh is a dem too go figure
smitt

Hillary, a priest, and a Boy Scout are on a sight-seeing flight when the engine flames out.

The pilot comes to the back of the plane and announces that there are only 3 parachutes. Grabbing one, he says "I need to file a report with the FAA so they can determine what caused the engine failure." He straps on the parachute and jumps out.

Hillary looks at the other two. "Well," she announces, "I'm going to be the next president of the United States, and I'm much too important to die." She grabs a parachute, straps it on, and jumps out.

The priest looks at the Boy Scout. "Son," he says, "I've lived a long life, and I know I'm going to heaven when I die. You're still young and have a long life ahead of you. You take the last parachute."

The Boy Scout answers "Sir, we both have parachutes. Hillary grabbed my back pack."

cheers,
Ken