Telephone ringing........Hello, this is the police department, can I help you?
GEORGE. My neighbor Fred is hiding marijuana in his wood pile. Some how he is hiding it inside the wood, not sure how he is doing it.
POLICE. Thank you very much, we will check into it.
The police arrive at the neighbors house with a search warrent and search the wood pile. They find no marijuana so they split each piece of wood into several smaller pieces. Finding no marijuana they leave.
Telephone ringing.........Hello, this is Fred.
GEORGE. Hi Fred did the police come to your house and split all of your fire wood for you?
FRED. Yes they did George.
GEORGE. Happy Birthday Fred.
GEORGE. My neighbor Fred is hiding marijuana in his wood pile. Some how he is hiding it inside the wood, not sure how he is doing it.
POLICE. Thank you very much, we will check into it.
The police arrive at the neighbors house with a search warrent and search the wood pile. They find no marijuana so they split each piece of wood into several smaller pieces. Finding no marijuana they leave.
Telephone ringing.........Hello, this is Fred.
GEORGE. Hi Fred did the police come to your house and split all of your fire wood for you?
FRED. Yes they did George.
GEORGE. Happy Birthday Fred.